Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

Hello, how are you? I know you, I knew you...I think I can't remember your name. Hello, I'm sorry, I lost myself, I think I thought you were someone else.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

I've been married for 25 years to the same wonderful, infuriating woman, and granted, there are days when I want to light her on fire, but I don't, because I love her. And that would be illegal.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Random Though of the Day

I hope that wasn't crucial.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

I'm sure even McDonald's has an "Underwear Go Inside the Pants" policy. Not that they enforce it very strictly, but technically, I'm sure it's on the books.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

All those memories will be lost in time…like tears in rain.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

This may hurt a little, but it's something you'll get used to.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

It was pandelirium! I thought we'd be killed or even worse.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

Scars are souvenirs you never lose, the past is never far.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

You've beaten my giant, which means that you're exceptionally strong...but you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied...so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

Let's turn our wretched debate into action.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

With all due respect, that sort of decision should be made by someone who knows his mass from a black hole.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

Little Mikey Carson: '67 - '75. He rode his bike like the devil until the day he died. When he grows up, he wants to be Mr. Vertigo on the flying trapeze.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

Suddenly, Bill Clinton wants to lay pipe in Alaska.

Monday, September 08, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

It coulda killed everybody big enough to die.

Friday, September 05, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

This is my mistake, let me make it good. I raised the wall, and I will be the one to knock it down.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

Didn't ask for a dime…TWO DOLLARS!!

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

After calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed the biggest singular purpose: he said, "You are the chosen one, the one who will deliver the message; a message of hope for those who choose to hear it, and a warning to those who do not".

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Random Thought of the Day

Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiiie.