Friday, April 10, 2009

What Awaits Database Administrators In Hell


Genius of the Day award to the first person to tell me all the things wrong with this goat-f***(other than the column names being blurred--I've done that for the sake of security). And since it's impossible for you to know, I'll give you the one about not a single column name with the word "ID" in it. This is an actual table from the database I'm working on. This is about as close to 0th normal form as you can get without actually being there. There are 100+ tables that fall into this model. Yes, please weep for me Argentina.

2 comments:

Julie Summers said...

I have no idea what you are even talking about, let alone, being able to interpret the table in anyway. But, I'm sorry it's a goat f***. Those are never fun!

jeff said...

Well, if you've had enough moonshine, they can be fun...

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