Random Thought of the Day

I Google for cougar all the time.

Random Thought of the Day

The odds that a person is ironically wearing this shirt, plus ironically sporting a mullet and ironically driving a Camaro, are nil.

Random Thought of the Day

Life's the same except for my shoes.

Random Thought of the Day

Listen, I supersize with ya, but didn't you go to jail for not havin' enough money?

Random Thought of the Day

Sneaky Snake drinks root beer.

Random Thought of the Day

Cocoa#: What Uncle Johny calls his strap-on mama when she hasn't trimmed her fingernails.

Random Thought of the Day

Somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year.

Random Thought of the Day

You poor little man...did I hurt you with my naughty little gun?

Random Thought of the Day

This isn't war, it's television. This is much more complicated.

Random Thought of the Day

Angels on the sideline, baffled and confused; Father blessed them all with reason, and this is what they choose: monkey killing monkey, killing monkey over pieces of the ground.

Random Thought of the Day

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Random Thought of the Day

I've been so thoroughly trained, I don't even have to think before I speak.

Random Thought of the Day

Two lefts don't make a right, but three do.

Random Thought of the Day

I don't suppose anybody took the time to wipe down the kitchen.

Random Thought of the Day

I am not the type of dog that could keep you waiting for no good reason.

Random Thought of the Day

Get in your mouse and get out of here.