Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

Not you, fat Jesus. Slide it on back.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

I'm looking over a tree-leafed clover that I overlooked bethree.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

You're catching me on a day where I'm throwin' 7 different kinds of smoke.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

Constershon on Bilding or WallMarts

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

I'm standin' next to a mountain, choppin' down with the edge of my hand.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

If I knew I hated people sooner I probably would have more money and have wasted less time.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

She was scrawny, but the moonlight was kind to her face. The shadows were even kinder.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

Why do stupid people fight to stay that way?

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

Remember? I set you on fire at the pancake festival.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

There are so many wonderful things in life to be afraid of if you just learn how scary they are.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

Wear the grudge like a crown.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

Phil gets punched in the fat, the bald and the ugly.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

A pimp's love is very different from that of a square.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

I buy emo metal. It cuts itself.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

I smell something weird out here. Smells like somebody's been hittin' the devil's lettuce.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

And the moral of the story is, that bands with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

Survival of the fittest. Besides, it's fun.

Friday, June 05, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

I recognize that smell…smells like seven layers.

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

Somebody find my pants! I got work to do!

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

You know the preacher liked the cold--he knows I'm gonna stay.

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Random Thought of the Day

Lastly, place chicken entrails or rabbits foot to taste on the keyboard and click on [OK].