Random Thought of the Day

When you close the walls of the mind, all the rooms get smaller. - Brad The Bard (once again)

Random Thought of the Day

Why don't you drop your egg hand on your holster and we'll see who's talking nonsense.

Random Thought of the Day

Ahh, peanut butter...it just fills the cracks of the heart.

Random Thought of the Day

It is the varying degrees of perception that fog the mornings of the intellect. - Brad The Bard.

Random Thought of the Day

I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.

Random Thought of the Day

The problem with trying to create an moron-proof system is that they keep building better morons.

Random Thought of the Day

I command you to bring us a basket of bread.

Random Thought of the Day

My cat can eat a whole watermelon.

Random Thought of the Day

Who's your daddy? Is he rich like me?

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That's one honkin' stomach bone you got there dude.

Random Thought of the Day

Frown out your one face, but with the other stare like a junkie into the TV.

Random Thought of the Day

I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.

Random thought of the Day

You've been sniffing banana peels again. I'm a thief, not a magician.

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Bananarama is my Nirvana.

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The planet's just gonna have to buck up and wear a cup.

Random Thought of the Day

Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us.

Random Thought of the Day

Resist the permanent career chip implant.

Random Thought of the Day

Tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rare occasion such as this that he did.