My Error-Filled Comedy: August 2009

Monday, August 31, 2009

We cannot tear out a single page of our life, but we can throw the whole book in the fire.

The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care, right?

Life is a gradual release from ignorance.

I'm staring down myself, counting up the years.

Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear.

10,000 days in the fire is long enough.

She works as an Australian?

Hey, how much for that fat guy in the circle? I don't see a price tag on that.