Random Thought of the Day

Always be closing if you want the knife set.

Random Thought of the Day

Wrongheadedness knows no color, which is why my shortie robes only come in topaz.

Random Thought of the Day

I don't need an adviser to know that Bud don't make me wiser.

Random Thought of the Day

I'm much too young to feel this damn old.

Random Thought of the Day

The fundamental defect of most religious ethics consists of the fact that they label certain classes of acts 'sins' and others 'virtue' on grounds that have nothing to do with their social consequences.

Random Thougth of the Day

What is twisting your giblets?

Random Thought of the Day

For error is manifold, truth but one.

Random Thought of the Day

Some people are more than happy to look at the world through a stir stick.

Random Thought of the Day

Fall in love with reality.

Random Thought of the Day

Why does everything I whip leave me?

Random Thought of the Day

Smile like you mean it.

Random Thought of the Day

Brawndo's got what plants crave.